Comedy Voicemail Messages

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Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9001
"Hello, *tapping the mic* Testing (whispers, "How do I leave a message on this thing?") ......"

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9002
"Thank you for dialling Dial an Asshole. All our assholes are busy right now......"

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9003
"Hello, there's nobody here right now...."

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9004
"Hello, did you know that your advertisement could appear in this space for just $4.99 per day? ......"

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9005
Shouting in background "Hello, this is the Jones residence and we're in the middle of a family fight right now......"

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